Hello, is there? As a loan? It is a pleasure to greet you in this placid Tuesday February 15, 2011 ... special greetings to all men who survived without overdraft Valentine and a warm "uejejei friend" to all those women who had to go to the salon today because of "degreñe "Last night ...
And speaking of these greetings, today I will try, try, pretend,'ll try and aspire to enumerate some of the most common consequences POST VALENTINE day (or San Isidro, which is the same ...)
first thing that happens after Valentine's Day is that women do not find what to do with so many candles and candles ... and no wonder, because on 13 for five items from a grocery shopping was a red oil lamp or a bundle of long candles are TIGHT up ... then, after the candles and fulfilled the role of acclimating the environment without burning curtains, cushions and floral arrangements, do not fit in any drawer, closet, box or bucket ... so women usually grab three of the most beautiful candles and put them in the middle of dinner table and all others are sent where cousins, aunts, neighbors and other spices, under the guise of being a "small detail Valentine's late ... when in reality nothing more than memories of a "extra loving struggle" with the beloved (or the shift) ...
Another very common event, but this time among men, is that having to borrow to pay for flowers, stuffed animals, perfumes, rings, bags, balloons, drinks, gasoline, cabins and sweets or condoms, seen as the remuneration of day 15 goes bye-bye telling style and Miss Universe ... do not be surprised if on day 16 or 17 a co-worker gets his Pelu, Barbu and a güelinche to baquebol, as this is because no one was left to kiki barber, razors and even deodorant also ... most likely not using your class ring or gold chain and instead discover what staring at the receipt of the sale of which are 90 days ...
A more of the days after Valentine's Day is reflected in two business sectors ... the first is the new sheets that supplies the cabins around the country ... and that is that after so flitifla flitifla (wait Suddenly that new word in a dembow) supported by the old sheets and no detergent or bleach remove the waste disappears these chiguetasos ... that's another thing, due to high demand cabañistica day 14 there is no time to change the sheets or to clean the room, that is turn the pillow, giving few pecoza, Glade spray and "fire to the can", which among the following ... another sector to increase its sales in the days after the San Isidro pharmaceutical sector ... is common to see people with dark glasses, diving suits, hats and wigs to buy shampoo or Kwell Elimite, creams Hemorrodil, Vagisil, Clozol and other ... other supposedly to buy the baby powder (anja UNJU, I tell you) or cream with Aloe Vera for the sting ... and do not blame them, it is very hard to go to a pharmacy, parártele in front of the serving and say seriously: "Greetings young, hey, I need you recommend something for me Raquin, I flirt with him yesterday and walked jeva first, second, third and home, but now has colorao to me that down there and I'm ñañara dying from ... ", she will probably look to face" UATAFO? "and say:" Ok, one moment please "... go to the store and from there to here and laugh out dead and four companions head to stick out see the "ta tiguere to be rotting" ...
For that and many reasons my friends, or at least known because not so close we are, or compatriots because some do not know, or maybe just because there reader not so much country there is, not tell them not to conclude on 14, whatever you give your wins, but if I advise you not to get carried away Valentine, he always walks with San Isidro and that certainly is a degraciao !
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