Communication with animals ... Part One
young Hello, I am happy, happy, happy, ecstatic, amazed and extremely exhilarated by having you as a reader ... because, as my father always said: A gift horse is not looking at the tooth ...
This time I plan, as usual, exposing them to you, in plain language and clear, but without offending the Cervantes himself in his grave, what I think about the proper ways and means to communicate with animals ...
is necessary to clarify that the way to go to an animal will always depend on what kind of animal is ... and how I know that some graduates are reading this, I shall explain in the only way they understand, with examples ...
You are a tiger, the largest cat, a predator to be documented cases of man-eating mentioning the case of Champawat Tigre from 1930 that devoured 436 people and was only possible to kill him until 1937 ... said, it is illogical to think that being compared to that animal, you open your arms, kneel and jump with a "Tiiiguecito, tiguecito! That the tiguecito gonite! Guaaaaaau! Come on come on tiguecito! "Because most likely be necessary to wait for the shit Tiguecito to give a Christian burial ...
Similarly, assuming you have a pet crocodile or Estuary Marino, a piece animal that has reached 8.5 meters measure despite kg 1.700 (3.808 lbs) is not recommended that you try to put belly pa'rriba to tickle ... do this, you will be called John Doe or Richard Roe on the Manco Lisiao ... and that is whether a hospital near ...
And do not say I'm tragic by the choice of animals, I will give several entirely domestic animal examples ...
assumed to be true that you own a parrot, but you're not happy unless you walk with your parrot on his shoulder in all directions ... you already have two pieces of ear worn, that is the form of a parrot to say "Jane Doe was here" ...
Parrots are one of the group of animals that are most abused by their owners ... imagine you've been designed by nature to fly from tree to tree but instead lives locked in a little cage and from time to time, a fool comes to you and says, "Cuuuuuca pussy pussy, louse louse louse" ... that otherwise, I do not know how to fuck the parrots manage not to be extinct, because they are all females! Do not know the first issue of Amazona ventralis is called Jaime, Ramon Pascual Tuto or ... are all females and are called Cuca, Mia, Lia, Quica, Tica and everything ending in A ... I ask myself, how you feel a "parrot" Cuca is called? Off me and when I first approach pariguayo louse me stalking him and took him half deo a bite after the deo pal ECUP floor and say, "Cuca Tu mai!" ... and even some families say that "the cat ate the parrot" and in fact the Cotorro opened his cage and paging " miso, miso "the cat ...
And here another example of a form of communication or attempted communication with another animal ... because he has told you that the cat understands when you say" commitment "?? I have found that the cat you say "turincontin" and as long as you have a piece of meat in one hand the cat is ... well, what do you mean miso? it is a "commitment"? perhaps it was that a cat will jump into the face of a Dona colonization and paging her, "Ohhhh! Missooojoooooo! But "jooooo" was drowned by the sound of the whip which gave a Taino?? Out came the Miso? We will never know ... but it is a general belief that cats talk "Misoniano"
For this and many reasons, I talk to Marco Alexander, Ali Alberto Milo Symbol or speak to them as people, though dogs ... nothing "Chivi Chivi come! Come on! "Or" Good puppy, cute puppy "or" Good boy! "None of that ... rather it is" Marco, you please stop biting the tube " or "Ali, stand there and come to dinner" or "Milo! Stop fornicating with the pillow! "
Here I say goodbye, asking that before you say" commitment "to a cat, think of me, when you go to ask" louse "a parrot, think of me ... and when feel the need to give him 10 thousand dollars to someone, I also think ... they are grateful to the soul, the very soul!
